Velma and the Mystery of the Tiny Penis

I've been called in to so solve a mystery: rumor has it that the tiniest cock ever has been discovered and guess what?! it's yours! jinkies, it really is little- i thought they were exaggerating! it's a good thing you called me as only i could solve a mystery like this and work out how to get this thing to grow. i refuse to believe that it doesn't get any bigger; but it looks as if i may be wrong!