NUN of this ASS

I see you’re here for sunday worship! welcome… please have a seat in this holy house. as the good sister i will guide you in prayer today to ensure your soul be on the right path towards the light of heaven. oops, i forgot my cross… my goddess! have you been watching me in perversion as i fetched my things? well.. if that’s how you’re going to behave, there is only one way to redeem yourself. bear the pain and torment that is getting no satisfaction from what you want most. you ain’t getting nun of this… now take your sorry sinful ass and get to the confessional!