Dirty Sock Duty

Oh! look who it is…. my own, personal, door mat. look at you laying there on the floor, i could walk all over you. i have never seen anything more pathetic in my life. i’ve been mopping the floor with these socks unintentionally, when really that’s supposed to be your job. did you really just let me do your chores for you? how dare you! this is what you get as punishment, here. take it… take all the filth from my dirty disgusting socks. it’s the very least you can do for being a lazy sack of sh it. my socks collect the dirt, and then you wipe them clean with your stupid face. much better!