Ready cock, clean socks: no wilted flowers!

There’s a saying: always be ready for action. But when we met a guy who didn’t understand basic hygiene, it put our patience to the test. Though he had the physique of a samurai, his odor sent us reeling. A quick trip to the shower later, the fun had already begun without him. If he’d mastered the art of antiperspirant, he might’ve enjoyed more than just watching a sizzling threesome unfold.