Good Christmas for Bad Santa

Christmas! A wonderful time for those who believe in miracles and wish fulfillment! I, for one, do. If only because I grant wishes myself. No matter who I am or what views I hold. What matters is that every year I work as Santa Claus for a bunch of strangers who were lucky enough to invite me to their party. This time the party was organized for a select few, a few best friends. But since I was there, why not make everyone happy? And by "happy", as you can understand, I mean my special way of being happy...