OMG stepdaddy now I know why she married you! I doubt it will fit inside me

My stepdad can be a real prick. I wanted to go out for St Patrick's day in a lovely outfit when he fucking blocked me. That's not gonna happen to me twice, so I put on my skimpy outfit and totally secuded him so I can hold it over his head. But fuck me, does he ever have a massive cock! Will it fit?